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Lucid Vision is an EverQuest Next guild.
About the guildEdit
Lucid Vision was founded during Everquest 1 on the Rallos Zek server. Our mission at the time was to kill people, take their loot, and donate it to the Church in the name of Jesus Christ. However, as is sometimes the case - The 'Church' was often confused with Ebay, and thus a quick trip to the confessional was required. We have been active and dominant in a number of MMO's since EQ1, and a quick perusal of our website will acquaint you with our awesomeness.
Lucid Vision remains the ONLY guild in any MMO formally endorsed by Jesus Christ the Saviour. This is not something we take lightly, and we always strive to do the Lords work at all times.
Joining the guildEdit
This post helps explain things best: http://www.lucid-vision.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1140
Hey - I'm a woman and looking to join, but you guys seem to discriminate against women. What gives?
Lucid Vision loves women. Primarily those with a nice rack. We have numerous female members already, and there is always room for more. As my father once explained to my mom "Hey - Those floors? They aren't going to mop themselves!" The same applies here. Someone has to do the laundry....
I'm an African American, and looking to join. However, I heard you guys are racist - Do I have a shot?
It depends on if you are "One of the good ones." - For example, if you are like Bryant Gumble, Sinbad, or Wayne Brady - You're in! However, if you look at wearing a giant clock around your neck as high fashion, and have rims costing more then your mortgage - Chances are we aren't going to be a good fit for you. Besides, does your unemployment or welfare check even cover the costs of a subscription?
I'm a fan of NASCAR - Is there a place for me in Lucid Vision?
I'd like to join, but I'm a Jew. Any chance?
If you produce a handwritten apology for killing Jesus, followed by embracing him as your Lord and Saviour - Along with a pledge to see Mel Gibson's PASSION OF THE CHRIST - There is perhaps a chance for you. Even Lucid Vision requires people with advanced book-keeping and accounting talents.
I wanna join, but The Bible hates gays so I can't?
This is true. If you are male, you simply have to accept that you will burn in hell for all eternity. However, Jesus makes an exception for really hot lesbian chicks. Not the fat butchy looking ones though. Those burn in hell.